Hi, I'm Watt, and I'm a big famous comedian. That was a joke.
I'm something better... I'm what you might call a born again loser.
I've been trying to squeeze a dollar out of a dime my whole life, but I never could get great at the money thing. Then it hit me: I don't want money; I just want the achievement! The smiles from my parents... the pats on the back from my friends.
Everybody's got to have a dream right? What's your dream? I want to make it come true for you.
So take a look at our deals; buy me something, and I will help you make your dreams come true.
Buy me a bottle of water, and I will run with you, one mile. We can talk about dreams the whole way. No tips, no refunds.
Buy me this and I will shoot four pranks for your youtube channel. No compromising values, originality only. You keep all proceeds!
For thirty dollars, you can fill up my gas tank! In return I will give you a ride home from anywhere within 30 miles of Richmond. I will preach the Gospel the whole way!
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I don't get how to make the payments.
Just click BUY NOW to use a credit a credit card or paypal to send me the money, and I will buy the product and email you a receipt. No refunds after you receive the receipt.
Are you in financial distress?
No, I have a job and massive support. I'm just having fun. We can have fun together too!
Why don't you hang out with me for free?
Sometimes I do! I'm not trying to sell you, I'm trying to serve you. If you want to discuss it more, drop us a line below.