Wheeling and dealing, and getting into shape

About Me

Hi, I'm Watt, and I'm a big famous comedian.  That was a joke.

I'm something better... I'm what you might call a born again loser.

I've been trying to squeeze a dollar out of a dime my whole life, but I never could get great at the money thing.  Then it hit me: I don't want money; I just want the achievement!  The smiles from my parents... the pats on the back from my friends.

Everybody's got to have a dream right?  What's your dream?  I want to make it come true for you.

So take a look at our deals; buy me something, and I will help you make your dreams come true.

Bottle of Water


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Buy me a bottle of water, and I will run with you, one mile.  We can talk about dreams the whole way.  No tips, no refunds.

Panasonic GH3 with 14140 zoom lense and Sennheiser lavalier mic


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Buy me this and I will shoot four pranks for your youtube channel.  No compromising values, originality only.  You keep all proceeds!

Tank of gas (best value)


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For thirty dollars, you can fill up my gas tank!  In return I will give you a ride home from anywhere within 30 miles of Richmond.  I will preach the Gospel the whole way!


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I don't get how to make the payments.

Just click BUY NOW to use a credit a credit card or paypal to send me the money, and I will buy the product and email you a receipt.  No refunds after you receive the receipt.

Are you in financial distress?

No, I have a job and massive support.  I'm just having fun.  We can have fun together too!

Why don't you hang out with me for free?

Sometimes I do! I'm not trying to sell you, I'm trying to serve you. If you want to discuss it more, drop us a line below.

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